my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????
yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days
have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
things i want:
- to punch myself in the FUCKING FACE
- some mac n cheese
flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
lookin 4 tha party
single and ready to flamingle